I love making date truffles! Starting with a simple base of sweet dates, the flavors can go just about anywhere from sweet to savory, nutty to fruity, add in protein powder, chocolate, whatever you’re in the mood for. It’s not just the truffle base either, roll them in crushed nuts, coconut, cocoa, or, like here, chia seeds. Plus, especially if you’re in a dorm situation, they’re as easy as toss ingredients in a blender, pulse until smooth and refrigerate before rolling so have fun getting creative with absolutely minimal kitchen supplies.
A woman who says “No thanks, I’ll sleep on the floor”; a woman who freezes up and tenses at your touch; a woman who says “I really don’t want to” and “We really shouldn’t” and “We can’t” and “Please at least wear a condom” is not saying yes to you, and if you would like to pretend that that is unclear, you are a liar, you are being disingenuous, you are lying and you know it.
By Mallory Ortberg, "What counts?" (via dolorimeter)